Tensions Flare In Post-Race Scrum, NASCAR Wives Model Bikinis, Bubba Wallace
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Another week, another Monday NASCAR race. Mother Nature is certainly on one this season, and she ain’t taking her foot off the gas.
But hey, at least we got a good race!
Just kidding. It was a typical New Hampshire snoozer. And don’t you dare try to tell me differently. Whenever someone leads 90% of the laps, it’s a snoozer.
Congrats, Martin Truex Jr. But that race stunk. Frankly, all NHS races do, which is why I never look forward to ’em. Great race fans up in New England, so I don’t want to take the race away entirely, but I’m begging NASCAR to do something to that track. Anything.
OK, now that I’ve got that out of my system, let’s dig in …
We had a scuffle on pit-road between two of the most unlikely scufflers in the garage, Bubba Wallace gave a little wink-wink to NASCAR and William Byron, Chase Elliott is officially in trouble, Noah Gragson is beyond depressed and the bikini bug continues to take over the garage.
And that, folks, ain’t a bad bug to get. Much better than the stomach bug.
Four tires, a couple cans of Sunoco racing fuel and maybe some freaking sun on a Sunday … Monday (ish) Morning Pit-Stop — the ‘Glad I Didn’t Skip Work For That Crap’ edition — is live!
We had a NASCAR scrum on pit-road
I’ll be honest with you, I was gonna have to be SCRAPING the bottom of the barrel for content after that race until Michael McDowell and Ryan Preece saved me.
That’s right — Michael McDowell (pronounced MACdowell, of course) and Ryan Preece.
Ding, ding, ding! Not safe for kids. NSFW. Warning label!!
OK, I may have oversold it just a tad, but whatever. I told you, it’s a bottom-of-the-barrel day.
So, it looks like McDowell slid up the track on the final lap and doored Preece against the wall. Pretty standard stuff for New Hampshire, frankly, but I also get why he’s pissed.
Never great to be shoved into the wall on any lap, much less the final one.
How about that little shove from Preece, though? Ryan, buddy, if you’re gonna shove someone after the race, make it count. You’re either all in or you’re all out. No in between. Never go the in between route, because then you just sort of look like a wussy.
Oh well. Thanks for the kinda-sorta content.
Moving on.
Has Chase Elliott just mailed it in this season?
You know who I’d LOVE to get some real content from? Chase Elliott. And I ain’t talking about Livvy Dunne content, although that’s fine, too.
I’m talking about actually competing for wins. Leading laps. Running up front. Mixing it up a bit.
I realize it’s a lot to ask from someone who won the championship three years ago and won the most races a year ago, but I feel like it’s not totally unfair.
Chase has been awful this season, folks. Beyond awful. Now, New Hampshire isn’t his best track, so I wasn’t expecting too much yesterday, but running 17th all day just to…
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