LPGA No. 1 Nelly Korda Hits The Beach & Nick Saban’s Daughter With Kalen DeBoer

Don’t know where you’re reading from, but from this Floridian’s office, it’s officially summer. 

My God. It’s 96 degrees where I live today. Ninety. Six. It hasn’t rained here in months, and now it’s basically 100 outside with negative-zero cloud cover. 

My yard looks like a nuclear bomb just tore through it. Just a wasteland of death. Nothing is alive. I walked to the truck earlier to get something, and when I got back to my front door I looked like I had just finished a marathon. 

I went on a run yesterday – three weeks down, a little over two to go to get back down to 185 – and the inside of my thighs looked like Andy’s nipples from the Fun Run episode. Seriously. They’re toast. 

But, you take the good with the bad. The snowbirds are officially gone. They’ve flocked their asses back up north for the summer. Good riddance. 

The roads are clear once again, the sun is out until 8:30, and you can start a round of golf at 4 and get in 18 (with plenty of gimme 10-footers, of course). If you have the nuts to withstand the heat, it ain’t a half-bad way of livin’. 

And on that steamy note, welcome to a Hump Day Nightcaps – the one where we hit the links with LPGA star Nelly Korda, Nick Saban, Kristen Saban AND Kalen DeBoer. 

What a scramble team! You’ll see. 

What else? We had an absolute brawl break out at AMC last night – who knew people still went to the movies? – announcer drama in the new EA Sports college football game, and the most insane little league baseball sequence you’ll ever, ever, see. 

God, I miss those days. Such a better time. Today’s kids will never know, and that’s a damn shame. 

Grab yourself a slice of coconut crème pie for National Coconut Crème Pie Day and settle in for a Hump Day class!

Nick Saban vs. Kalen DeBoer golf swing 

Coconut crème pie, by the way, is maybe the most underrated slice of pie in America. I know coconut is a divisive flavor, but I stand by that statement. 

And here’s a tip: next time you’re at the Sam’s Club or Walmart, head to the freezer and get you a box of CCP, courtesy of Marie Callender’s. Thank me later. 

My Mamaw had stacks of those in her freezer growing up, and it’s probably why I’m currently jogging in hell on earth to lose 10 pounds before summer. 

Just a guess. 

Fine! Mount Rushmore of Pies. I think I’ve already done one, but because the new CMS is awful, I can’t find it. So, here’s an updated one:

1. Key Lime (only from Florida, whilst you’re in Florida)
2. Coconut Creme (see above)
3. Apple (honestly not my favorite but I’m also a Patriot)
4. Chicken!

Nothing like a nice thing of chicken pot pie on a 96-degree Florida day! Can’t wait for dinner. 

Nick Saban would probably throw Oatmeal Crème Pie on that list, although that’s not technically a pie. He does love those things, though. So strange. 

Speaking of Nick … who ya got?

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